Viz Top Tips are still great
Viz Top Tips still do it for me ...
ESTATE agents. Please
look up the words luxurious, stunning and spacious in a dictionary so
as I don't have to spend my weekends being shown around badly-built
shoeboxes.
EXPERIENCE the
thrills of a skiing holiday without the expense. Simply sellotape two
planks of wood to your feet, sit in your freezer for three hours, then
run into a tree as fast as you can.
FOOL your friends into thinking you use expensive butter by simply using cheap margerine and ripping holes in the bread.
MOBILE phone
users. On trains always choose a seat in the last carriage. Then, when
a train enters a tunnel, run as fast as you can towards the front of
the train. This will ensure that you are in the tunnel for the shortest
possible time and are less likely to miss that all-important call.
As the publisher says, Viz is a national institution.
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